And now for the lawyer-speak: The information on this site is not legal advice, and is purely for general informational purposes. Viewing this blog or website or sending me an e-mail doesn't mean I'm your lawyer. I'm only your attorney after we've signed a contract.
Also, the law requires that I tell you Hansen Law LLC is designated as a debt relief agency under federal law. I help people file for bankruptcy relief.
UPDATE: Finally, yes I really am THAT pale, and I really am old enough to be your lawyer. I inherited my grandmothers' fair Swedish-Irish-Norwegian skin. On the plus side, you can easily spot me in a crowd by looking for the palest person in the room who doesn't look like she's a 32-year-old lawyer.
Oh, and it's pronounced GHET-kee, with a K not a J (I don't know why). If it's easier, you can just call me Ms. Hansen.